Sometimes my boredom gives birth to really lame things, and due to that fact, i'll start a tagging thing and I'll bother some people to do it (under the threat of me singing them emo-rap-jazz in their shower while they're taking a bath.)

Questionz:

#1 Solve the casus. What would you do:
1- if some aliens abducted you, performed an anal probe to you and returned you home. Fifteen times!
2- if you discovered that Santa, wizards, elfs, the Boogyman and Obama weren't real?
3- if you were teleported in the ghetto with a nazi uniform? (tough one)
4- if you ended in a marijuana field with no lighter?
5- if you recieved 40 tons of white underpants for your birthday?
6- if you had the magic power to pee pure Russian vodka?
7- if you were a sworn smoker in a submarine?
8- if this year's New Year was on Friday the 13th
9- if your boy/girlfriend confessed he/she was gay on you Weddingday. (Remember- he'she and his/her lover has in total: 5000 life, 4000 mana, 14-th level skills and 768 defense given by armour items. Moreover, the Priest is a Warlock with comministic ideals, and on the other hand you were only trained in the Russian army in a secret anti-turkish-folklore-music squad for 20 years. You have 3000 life, 1000 mana, a water gun and a broken Ibanez-with-4000V-electricity guitar bought from the nearest Armenian chirch in exchange of 2 packs of cigarettes for kids)
10- if someone stole all of your clothes 37 seconds before your fav band's concert you paid $1000, an apartament in Afganistan and your car to see.

#2 Time to go the lab and create!
1- A peace-making destructive weapon. What would that be?
2- A character that can replace all Santa, the Buggyman, The Toothfairy and George Bush. Give him all the superpowers and styling you want.
3- The perfect politician. (Hhhahaahahaah! I said... perfect... and politian... in one sentence... lolz!)
4- The perfect way to cover a crime, when a guy kills 500 people in the Mall, showing middle fingers in front of the CNN camera and throwing shoes at the cops. You're his lawyer.
5- The best title for a Horror porn Sci Fi movie.
6- A device for eternal pleasure (no matter what you call 'leasure'
7- A question, even more stupid than mines.

Ok, that's all.
I'll tag and everyone who needs a time-killer (=
No offence in my question, i'm just bein' stupid




My Friends , whose galleries I guess you'd like to check out (under the threat of slow painful death in case you don't want to):

Uuuuuuuuuhhhh... uuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhh... weeeeell.... I don't know, I watch my last update every day for several centuries and it really pissed me off, so I just wanted to write something new. (=
What sould that be? Uuuh, I don't know, Slash and Yaoi SUX! There, I said it again. It's totally not metal, totally not brutal and totally not in my taste. On the other hand it's repulsive, sick and it makes me throw up. And this thing is everywhere! Not only the animes, ok? F*ck animes, I stopped that poison! But the problem is this s*hit is everywhere- slash and yaoi fangirls are shipping all kinds of cool characters in books, tv-shows... and even in cool smashing with awesome idiotic humour shows like Metalocalypse and SOUTH PARK! I've never felt to be hater before, but here I am now- I really am a Slash'n'Yaoi HATER! Oh, gods of Ancient Metal Brutality, smash these ppl with your iron hand of whatever! It ruins mah inner peace and it hurts my eyes and it makes me hurt those artist's ass with my heavy boots... definitely not the medium style.
In conclusion: Направо си ибало мамата, сириъсли! (=
Thanx for the attention. *yawn* I can have my coffee now, please.





My Friends:

I was tagged by

Rules

1. You must fill out EVERY question! No skipping!
2. Tag five people.
3. Leave a message on their page telling them they're tagged.

Are you…

1. Perfect?
-Perfection sux, I try to avoid it with all I can.

2. Tall?
-170 sm- not tall, not short.

3. In your pajamas?
-Nope, in my underwear XD

4. Left-handed?
-Not a bit.

Last person…

1. Person you talked to on the phone:
-My mother, she is ringing all the time, it's annoying you know...

2. Person who texted you:
- Just now ^^

3. Was today better than yesterday?
-I don't know, it's 10.52 AM , so the new day just begins.

What's your favorite…

1. Number?
-1

2. Color?
-Black, red, purple and orange.

3. Fruit?
-Cherry

4. Place?
-The Mountain ^^

Q&A:

What was the first thing you did this morning when you got up?
-I took a shower, I made myself a coffee, I opened a pack of cigarettes and I logged into dA. As usual (=

Is anything bothering you?
-Yes, from January till now and I guess even more after that- a lot of things.

What's the last movie you saw?
- Lovecraft's 'Call of Cthulhu'

Where did you go last?
-The "Condor" - my favourite cafe

Do you smile a lot?
- Yup, especially if i have no reason.

Do you wish upon a star?
- No, fuck stars ^^

Are you a friendly person?
- Sometimes yes, sometimes definately not.

Where did you sleep last night?
- In my bed.

When was the last time you cried?
- Don't remember.

What was your last thought before going to sleep last night?
- I don't remember, really.

On a scale of 1-10, how is your life right now?
- 4

What do you hear right now?
- Some Deep Purple records

Does anything hurt right now?
- Yes, your ass if you don't stop asking me that XD

What is your favorite month of the year?
- Every one except for... the 12 months from January to December. Just kidding, I don't know- it all depends on what will happen.

What did you do last night?
- I was sleeping and it was cool XD

Are you missing anyone right now?
- No

Are you happy?
- I'm sleepy

Are you sad?
- I'm a sleepy emo right now. *yawn* ... daym coffee, I love it.

Are you bored?
- *yawn* How the fuck should I know, I just woke up.

Are you nervous?
- You wanna make me nervous?

Are you tired?
- No, as I said, I just woke up, therefore I was relaxind during my sleep.

About You…

What is your real name?
- Al (~exandra)

Nicknames?
- Al, Aru

What's the color of your eyes?
- Black

Zodiac sign?
- Virgo

Are you male or female?
-Female

What is your favorite moment?
- The moment you specify your question.

Are you a slut?
- No, I'm a computer nerd who wants to be an expert accountant. And yes, I'm serious (=

Are you smart?
- I think so.

What's the color of your hair?
- Red

Is your hair long or short?
- Long

Sweats or jeans?
- Jeans

Phone or camera?
- Phone

Do you drink or smoke?
- I smoke a loooot and I drink coffee. As for alchohol- vary rarely.

Do you have any tattoos?
- Yes, just one, and I'm about to make more.

Best friend:
- and little few more.

Crush:
-Who do you want me to crush? XD

Pet:
- I had a turtle named Otto, but it's free now. I'm about to buy some spiders soon. i love spiders

Holiday:
- No, if I don't make myself one.

Currently:
- Anxious to finish with the questions.

Eating:
- Nothing.

Drinking:
- Coffee

I'm about to:
- Write some Memento Mori scenario for my commic-book.

Listening to:
- Just now : Judas Priest- The Prophecy

Plans for today:
- Skipping some lectures and writing Memento Mori (=

Your preferences for the opposite sex…

Short or tall?
- No idea

Romantic or spontaneous?
- No idea

Sensitive or loud?
- No idea

Hook-up or a relationship?
- Relationship

Have you ever...

Drank bubbles?
- No

Lost glasses or contacts?
- Yes, few times.

Ran away from home?
-Nope

Broken someone's heart?
- I hope so XD

Been arrested?
- Yes XD

Do you believe in...

Miracles?
- Yes

Heaven?
- Yes

Santa Claus?
- No, f*ck that fag.

Love?
- No

God?
-Yes

Answer the following questions truthfully..

Did you answer all the questions honestly?
- Yes

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In Bulgaria we don't have St. Valentines' day (we're orthodox), we have Trifon Zarezan instead- the day of the vine-growers and all the drunks.
So happy St. Trifon, drunks, weeheeew!
I'll be totally waisted today... Just get yourself drunk, be happy ^^



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