Sometimes my boredom gives birth to really lame things, and due to that fact, i'll start a tagging thing and I'll bother some people to do it (under the threat of me singing them emo-rap-jazz in their shower while they're taking a bath.)

Questionz:

#1 Solve the casus. What would you do:
1- if some aliens abducted you, performed an anal probe to you and returned you home. Fifteen times!
2- if you discovered that Santa, wizards, elfs, the Boogyman and Obama weren't real?
3- if you were teleported in the ghetto with a nazi uniform? (tough one)
4- if you ended in a marijuana field with no lighter?
5- if you recieved 40 tons of white underpants for your birthday?
6- if you had the magic power to pee pure Russian vodka?
7- if you were a sworn smoker in a submarine?
8- if this year's New Year was on Friday the 13th
9- if your boy/girlfriend confessed he/she was gay on you Weddingday. (Remember- he'she and his/her lover has in total: 5000 life, 4000 mana, 14-th level skills and 768 defense given by armour items. Moreover, the Priest is a Warlock with comministic ideals, and on the other hand you were only trained in the Russian army in a secret anti-turkish-folklore-music squad for 20 years. You have 3000 life, 1000 mana, a water gun and a broken Ibanez-with-4000V-electricity guitar bought from the nearest Armenian chirch in exchange of 2 packs of cigarettes for kids)
10- if someone stole all of your clothes 37 seconds before your fav band's concert you paid $1000, an apartament in Afganistan and your car to see.

#2 Time to go the lab and create!
1- A peace-making destructive weapon. What would that be?
2- A character that can replace all Santa, the Buggyman, The Toothfairy and George Bush. Give him all the superpowers and styling you want.
3- The perfect politician. (Hhhahaahahaah! I said... perfect... and politian... in one sentence... lolz!)
4- The perfect way to cover a crime, when a guy kills 500 people in the Mall, showing middle fingers in front of the CNN camera and throwing shoes at the cops. You're his lawyer.
5- The best title for a Horror porn Sci Fi movie.
6- A device for eternal pleasure (no matter what you call 'leasure'
7- A question, even more stupid than mines.

Ok, that's all.
I'll tag and everyone who needs a time-killer (=
No offence in my question, i'm just bein' stupid




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